Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Got Skulker Skills?

Yesterday was my wife's birthday.  To celebrate I'm going to show a Jeff Burton auto card that I won on Listia.

1997 Race Sharks
Shark Tooth Signature
Jeff Burton (card # ST9) (#'d/800)

The corner is a bit chipped.  And the copy on the back is horrid.
NASCAR is never the seas of tranquility and the search for food is never easy.  Especially for a young shark, like Jeff Burton, who's trying to grow big enough so that one day he can hunt those who once hunted him.  Burton sharpened his skulker skills in 1996 to a point.  A taste of victory will not elude him much longer.
What?  Skulker skills?  I want to learn those.  The copy is true.  Burton got his first NASCAR win in 1997 at the Texas Motor Speedway.

Skulker skills?

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, not to mention I don't think there are too many sharks in the actual "Sea of Tranquility" since that sea is, after all, on the MOON.

    For what it's worth, every Google search relating to "skulker skills" appears to be some sort of Dungeons & Dragons or WOW or Magic:The Gathering type site...did Wizards of the West Coast produce this card (or write the copy)?