Jeff Burton cover up

Ah, Listia, where others will buy your junk cards for credits and then you can use credits to buy their junk cards.

What? Relic cards of a car cover are not junk cards.  Well, maybe they are.

2004 Press Pass Eclipse - Under Cover Driver Gold
Jeff Burton (card # UCD 15) #/325

But you'll have to admit owning a card with small swatches of a firesuit, shoes, and gloves is pretty cool, right?

No?  It isn't? 

2009 Press Pass Legends Prominent Pieces
Jeff Burton (card # PP-JB) #/50

They're numbered.  Still no?  Crud.

At least I posted in June.